If you resemble anything like my household, the dog(s) that reside with you generally will rank higher in the overall pecking order than you. Just a fact my web surfing friend. And for your convenience, a bit of a list in case you're wondering or forgot where you rank to others:
1. dog(s) - regardless of breed, color, sex, size or age
2. your children (dogs only bark back and don't know how to text)
3. your significant other (dogs can't really verbalize disappointment)
4. your feline friend/enemy (come on, really, dogs aren't that indifferent to your existence)
5. optional - your roommate (dogs typically don't pay rent late) or visiting relatives (they will eventually have to leave)
6. a plant that was given to you by great aunt Alma
7. you - maybe, unless I forgot something
The point of my numerals - your dog is probably one of the most important creatures in your life, how about a unique and cool present that you and the others on the list will cherish for a long time.
Yours Truly,
#7